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#1 2015-07-03 21:38:54

Inodoro Pereyra
#! Die Hard
From: Back in Buenos Aires
Registered: 2013-07-01
Posts: 844

Apple story.

... kinda...  ]:D

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#2 2015-07-03 21:40:57

Head_on_a_Stick
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From: A world of pure imagination
Registered: 2014-01-21
Posts: 4,797

Re: Apple story.

iAM deeply offended...

C'mon d00d this is the 21st century  roll

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#3 2015-07-04 01:55:14

userx-bw
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From: stuck in an unknown reality
Registered: 2013-11-19
Posts: 735

Re: Apple story.

iFind that rather humorous - iSharing it tottley funny lol  lol  lol


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#4 2015-07-04 02:06:36

CSCoder4ever
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From: /dev/zero
Registered: 2013-09-03
Posts: 2,256

Re: Apple story.

lil' sis got an iPad. is kinda nice, not nice enough for me to get one however

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#5 2015-07-04 05:06:02

ohnonot
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Registered: 2012-05-22
Posts: 2,205

Re: Apple story.

iLOL'd

...so what iXXX is the husband himself using then?

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#6 2015-07-04 06:33:06

vic
#! by Default
From: /grill
Registered: 2009-02-13
Posts: 3,361

Re: Apple story.

^That was rather funny.


Time to move on!#

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#7 2015-07-04 06:46:06

xor
#! Die Hard
Registered: 2012-01-11
Posts: 775

Re: Apple story.

Head_on_a_Stick wrote:

iAM deeply offended...

C'mon d00d this is the 21st century  roll

mangina alert ?  ]:D

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#8 2015-07-04 08:37:11

Head_on_a_Stick
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From: A world of pure imagination
Registered: 2014-01-21
Posts: 4,797

Re: Apple story.

^ I am a feminist and proud of it O:)

Do you have any sisters?

What about your mother?

Are you happy seeing them degraded like that?

I would hope that my Grand-Daughter can aspire to be more than a domestic engineer for some f***wit neutral

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#9 2015-07-04 10:21:55

xor
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Registered: 2012-01-11
Posts: 775

Re: Apple story.

LOL wow, a true mangina !

http://de.urbandictionary.com/define.ph … id=6785692

and i'm a MGHOW (aka a member of MGTOW) - and proud of it...   cool

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MGTOW

as a man I will not surrender my will to the social expectations of women and society,
because both have become hostile against masculinity.

Last edited by xor (2015-07-04 10:36:20)

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#10 2015-07-04 10:27:49

intoCB
Scatweasel
Registered: 2012-10-25
Posts: 2,412

Re: Apple story.

Although this reads like an old Playboy joke (so I'm told), when interacting with people from different cultures (who have a right to their own interpretation of what is right and wrong) I prefer not to try and enforce my "Anglo-Saxon" morality. Also, I'm not my brother's keeper and I prefer it when women complain on their own behalf.

Besides, the man in the joke thinks his presents are acceptable but the woman clearly punishes him for being sexist. The joke would be much worse if she said "gee, thanks honey" before stripping off into her birthday suit (ho ho, readers) to thank him.

Or in the words of Spinal Tap what's wrong with being sexy?

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#11 2015-07-04 14:26:15

Head_on_a_Stick
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From: A world of pure imagination
Registered: 2014-01-21
Posts: 4,797

Re: Apple story.

xor wrote:

society [...] hostile against masculinity.

Yeah, that's why women's pay is 77% that of men's for the same job [1] and men occupy 95% of the CEO posts in FTSE100 companies [2]...
roll

Call me what you want, I just don't think it's fair that women are so disadvantaged in our society.

[1] http://www.theguardian.com/money/2015/m … 0-years-un

[2] http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens … osses.html

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#12 2015-07-04 14:31:44

Head_on_a_Stick
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From: A world of pure imagination
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Posts: 4,797

Re: Apple story.

xor wrote:

i'm a MGHOW (aka a member of MGTOW) - and proud of it...   cool

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MGTOW

Ah I see -- you haven't got (can't get?) a girlfriend and you're bitter about it...
tongue

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#13 2015-07-04 14:48:51

snowpine
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Registered: 2008-11-24
Posts: 2,984

Re: Apple story.

**Group Hug**

Last edited by snowpine (2016-07-15 18:58:32)


/hugged

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#14 2015-07-04 14:55:04

damo
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From: N51.5 W002.8 (mostly)
Registered: 2011-11-24
Posts: 5,434

Re: Apple story.

Men are also allowed to iron:
Cave-Iron.jpeg

Base-Jump-Iron.jpg


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#15 2015-07-04 14:56:16

Head_on_a_Stick
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From: A world of pure imagination
Registered: 2014-01-21
Posts: 4,797

Re: Apple story.

snowpine wrote:

My mother died in a tragic ironing accident. sad

Are you being ironic?

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#16 2015-07-04 15:27:46

snowpine
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Registered: 2008-11-24
Posts: 2,984

Re: Apple story.

**Group Hug**

Last edited by snowpine (2016-07-15 18:58:24)


/hugged

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#17 2015-07-04 15:42:04

Colossal_Crunch
#! CrunchBanger
Registered: 2015-05-06
Posts: 154

Re: Apple story.

Head_on_a_Stick wrote:
xor wrote:

society [...] hostile against masculinity.

Yeah, that's why women's pay is 77% that of men's for the same job [1] and men occupy 95% of the CEO posts in FTSE100 companies [2]...
roll

Call me what you want, I just don't think it's fair that women are so disadvantaged in our society.

[1] http://www.theguardian.com/money/2015/m … 0-years-un

[2] http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens … osses.html


Do you think it is possible that some women prefer to be house wives and mothers? I have known very few women that really wanted to be CEO of anything. Do you think that men and women are really exactly the same? Maybe the reason why men occupy 95% of the CEO post isn't because of the "SYSTEM". Just because you give equal opportunity to everyone doesn't mean everyone is going to equally want the same things. It is possible that no matter how you set things up women will not want to be men. However, I do think that women and men should both have equal opportunities to be or do whatever they want to do. Men can be nurses, women can be nascar drivers. I just don't think just because every job isn't 50/50 it is somehow a grave injustice....

*The joke was totally inappropriate and it should be removed.

Last edited by Colossal_Crunch (2015-07-04 15:44:05)

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#18 2015-07-04 16:09:15

Colossal_Crunch
#! CrunchBanger
Registered: 2015-05-06
Posts: 154

Re: Apple story.

Men make up something like 92% of serial killers and I doubt that it is caused by some disadvantage in society that is keeping women from becoming murders.

http://psyed.org/r/psd/pd/pdd/male_v_fe … llers.html

To help connect my point you can see in the link below that studies have been conducted that show strong correlations between serial killers and politicians. The point I'm trying to make is that maybe an abundance of certain chemicals in a males body makes them more likely to do certain things in life.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washing … llers.html

http://www.scientificamerican.com/artic … han-women/

Last edited by Colossal_Crunch (2015-07-04 16:12:50)

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#19 2015-07-04 16:24:23

jdonaghy
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Registered: 2014-03-12
Posts: 925

Re: Apple story.

Colossal_Crunch wrote:

Men make up something like 92% of serial killers and I doubt that it is caused by some disadvantage in society that is keeping women from becoming murders.

WELL... tongue

Female Serial Killer Has to Work Twice as Hard to Achieve Notoriety

Sorry. One of my favorite Onion articles. Couldn't resist.


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#20 2015-07-04 22:09:21

snowpine
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Registered: 2008-11-24
Posts: 2,984

Re: Apple story.

**Group Hug**

Last edited by snowpine (2016-07-15 18:58:14)


/hugged

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#21 2015-07-05 02:29:49

johnraff
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From: Nagoya, Japan
Registered: 2009-01-07
Posts: 4,148
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Re: Apple story.


John
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( a boring Japan blog , Japan Links, idle twitterings  and GitStuff )
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#22 2015-07-05 02:48:38

intoCB
Scatweasel
Registered: 2012-10-25
Posts: 2,412

Re: Apple story.

^I was thinking of Rockaliser Baby off the same album:

In September 1937, I bought my wife a new electric iron for eight and sixpence
She's still using it everyday and it's never needed repair

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#23 2015-07-05 05:45:05

ohnonot
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Registered: 2012-05-22
Posts: 2,205

Re: Apple story.

ohnonot wrote:

...so what iXXX is the husband himself using then?

maybe he got himself an iFAP after theh iRon disaster...

---

Head_on_a_Stick wrote:

Yeah, that's why women's pay is 77% that of men's for the same job
http://www.theguardian.com/money/2015/m … 0-years-un

Laurie Anderson in 1989 wrote:

You know, for every dollar a man makes
a woman makes 63 cents.
Now, fifty years ago that was 62 cents.
So, with that kind of luck, it'll be the year 3,888
before we make a buck.

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heh lol :

I just want to be treated like any other homicidal sociopath.

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#24 2015-07-06 02:17:49

xor
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Registered: 2012-01-11
Posts: 775

Re: Apple story.

Head_on_a_Stick wrote:
xor wrote:

i'm a MGHOW (aka a member of MGTOW) - and proud of it...   cool

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MGTOW

Ah I see -- you haven't got (can't get?) a girlfriend and you're bitter about it...
tongue

completely wrong, sherlock !
it's neither nor.
i just PREFER to live alone.

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#25 2015-07-06 06:27:29

Head_on_a_Stick
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From: A world of pure imagination
Registered: 2014-01-21
Posts: 4,797

Re: Apple story.

^ Of course you do, mate, of course you do...
lol

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