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#1 2015-09-13 14:54:33

ohnonot
...again
Registered: 2012-05-22
Posts: 2,205

crunchbang fortune package ftw!

"slim ate my music" (#samm)
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corenominal: "As always, there is definitely lots of room for improvement."
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Awebb: "Ooh... I fell for a meme :-D"
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Awebb: "I'm so meta, even this acronym"
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Forthy: "(HoaS previously answered: Not at all but isn't it elegant?) - If you said that out loud in Anthony Head's voice it would be the actual finest reply to anything ever."
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Awebb: I salute the nifty implications behind your curtain of irony.
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Awebb: Since when is "Linux" part of some sort of popularity contest?
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Awebb: Your box will die of kernel cancer!
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Awebb: Command and Conky was the 90's, baby
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Awebb: Hey, you successfully hijacked a thread! And noone sends you death wishes. Is this a nice place to stay or what?
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Awebb: "Hey Awebb, where is your sense of humor?" you can't see it cuz it's cloaked as cynism.
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Awebb: Your innocence and purity almost qualifies you as a sacrafice for the dragon that keeps attacking our village.
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Awebb: Some call it nightly build, others call it mine field.
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Awebb: I wanna be deep without sounding deep. I wanna be like a city pigeon - dirty but able to fly.
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Awebb: I  have to admit that I use Windows boxes when work has to be done quickly. On any linux device, I tend to start tinkering with scripts and software, instead of using the tools I allready know to accomplish my goals.
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Awebb: Is finding out where the challenge is part of the challenge?
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Awebb: We have Debian in three flavors: old, rusty and stale.
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Awebb: Three completely distinct sentences in a paragraph, no facts, no conclusions. You are either very good in creating controversy or very bad in trolling.
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Awebb: Nice work. This is why we love Linux. It starts with "I wonder..." and ends with hard work.
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Awebb: This word "user-friendly" is used so often as if there was any common sense behind it.
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Awebb: I thought this is about swearing using programming languages. Go fsck yourself.
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Awebb: If you don't mind performance and the lack of elegance, you can pipe your initial commands behind each other.
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machinebacon: Hello and welcome again to the damned forums, can you please post the shitty output of... (#samm)
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bwat47: Awesome, I have to copy 100 gigs of music back over because slim is junk. (#samm)
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el_koraco: I think OP has already moved to Arch. (#samm)
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nathwill: i'm damn impressed. this thread is every bit as balls-numbingly epic as the f'ing title suggested. (#samm)
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gutterslob: Great... now the legislators are going to invent some newfangled law that forbids us normal folk from installing operating systems while driving.
I see a new, albeit somewhat niche market for hands-free OS install kits.
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gutterslob: I left a comment on the page, typos included >__<
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gutterslob: Happy GNU Year, my crunchies!!
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gutterslob: - talking about the coming of #! 9.10 - Yeah, it'll probably be like Woodstock (minus the smell and the dandruff)
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gutterslob about themselves on dA: Just remember to say it was done by "Some Random Drunken Minimalist Hobo"
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gutterslob about their motorbike: She's rather materialistic and goes to flirt with my mechanic when she's mad. Bought her some nice carbon and titanium jewellery to keep her happy.
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gutterslob: Me... all of me... giving my legendary pout while trying to look shy...
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gutterslob: Openbox was never dead... it's just too cool to waste its time playing tag with the other WM and DE kids.
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gutterslob: It's cute, but I don't really like cows .... they're slow and fart too much (the lawmakers should have banned cows instead of 2-stroke motorcycles!!) Try making one with a nimble, speedy animal (since #! is all about lightweight and speed) .... maybe a cheetah or a mongoose
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gutterslob: That looks rather biohazardous!... in a good way, I mean.
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ohnonot: you ever heard a french dj saying eurythmics? - hhh: No, but when I do life will finally have meaning to it.
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johnraff: I switched to Linux in ~2005 when Microsoft dropped support for W98. The "moment" came about 6 months from then, when I suddenly realized that the software was on my side. On Windows I always seemed to be trying to get round what the system, and apps, were trying to make me do.
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antiv0rtex: I'm a teenager, and I certainly appreciate automatically-updating menus. Age is irrelevant.
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ohnonot: yes, i totally agree with that, but no, this is not the problem here.
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batman51: judge today not by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you sow.
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ohnonot: don't just connect to any passerby wifi. internet slut gets internet syphilis.

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#2 2015-09-13 16:31:41

lowrider
#! Die Hard
From: Germany
Registered: 2011-09-10
Posts: 749

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

Slim ate my music big_smile

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#3 2015-09-13 17:41:59

Sector11
#!'er to BL'er
From: SR11 Cockpit
Registered: 2010-05-05
Posts: 15,667
Website

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

^ yea that was a good one ...

Must get involved...

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#4 2015-09-13 17:58:18

damo
#! gimpbanger
From: N51.5 W002.8 (mostly)
Registered: 2011-11-24
Posts: 5,434

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

"Ubuntu PPAs FTW"  devil

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#5 2015-09-13 18:13:41

ohnonot
...again
Registered: 2012-05-22
Posts: 2,205

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

thanks lowrider.
i vaguely remember that... a link to the thread would be good?

i was thinking more of quotes from actual #!forum threads, from the past - what - 6,7 years?
quotes seem to be the most common way of using fortune, but the format allows for almost anything as long as it's plain text, be it just one word, or many sentences.

soon after posting the first one i realized it's going to be uphill work, because it's hard to make keyword searches for bonmots...

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#6 2015-09-13 19:52:52

lowrider
#! Die Hard
From: Germany
Registered: 2011-09-10
Posts: 749

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

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#7 2015-09-14 01:29:32

gutterslob
#! Resident Bum
Registered: 2009-11-03
Posts: 3,207

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

You're gonna need more than the 16 default colors if you intend on quoting anything pvsage posted.


Point & Squirt

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#8 2015-09-14 02:07:32

johnraff
nullglob
From: Nagoya, Japan
Registered: 2009-01-07
Posts: 4,148
Website

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

@ohnonot How would you like people to add contributions?
Post here in the forum, or to GitHub?

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#9 2015-09-14 04:31:30

hhh
Cityspeak
Registered: 2010-08-04
Posts: 3,253

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

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#10 2015-09-14 05:28:34

johnraff
nullglob
From: Nagoya, Japan
Registered: 2009-01-07
Posts: 4,148
Website

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

Oh yeah, Awebb, sadly now having fun elsewhere, should be a great source of pithy apophthegms...
Gutterslob too...

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#11 2015-09-14 07:13:05

ohnonot
...again
Registered: 2012-05-22
Posts: 2,205

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

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#12 2015-09-14 16:02:46

nore
>2^9
From: Lakeland
Registered: 2009-11-28
Posts: 740

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

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#13 2015-09-15 06:06:53

hhh
Cityspeak
Registered: 2010-08-04
Posts: 3,253

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

Well, my Awebb reference was just SOOOO much better than that because google "penis".

Some real gems in there, nore. So many that are laugh-out-loud funny, and they get funnier the second time you read them.

Hey, you successfully hijacked a thread! And noone sends you death wishes. Is this a nice place to stay or what?

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#14 2015-09-15 07:44:59

ohnonot
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Registered: 2012-05-22
Posts: 2,205

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

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#15 2015-09-15 10:00:33

Forthy
#! CrunchBanger
Registered: 2012-01-16
Posts: 226

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

I feel honoured that I got one  big_smile

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#16 2015-09-15 13:18:56

nore
>2^9
From: Lakeland
Registered: 2009-11-28
Posts: 740

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

Just wait, ohnonot, there are lots of gems lying in post histories of M. Bacon, G. Slob, R. Cogburn, D. Dancer and many many other personalities waiting for scavenging.

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#17 2015-09-15 16:25:09

Sector11
#!'er to BL'er
From: SR11 Cockpit
Registered: 2010-05-05
Posts: 15,667
Website

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

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#18 2015-09-15 23:24:01

tknomanzr
#! Die Hard
From: Heavener, OK
Registered: 2014-12-09
Posts: 777

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

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#19 2015-09-16 05:12:37

hhh
Cityspeak
Registered: 2010-08-04
Posts: 3,253

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

If you can read them.

schwim for pres

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#20 2015-09-16 07:40:46

ohnonot
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Registered: 2012-05-22
Posts: 2,205

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

thanks, S11! i will add those soon (busy week).

also check out post #1, i'm trying to get order & transparency into this ...  glasses

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#21 2015-09-17 07:35:58

ohnonot
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Registered: 2012-05-22
Posts: 2,205

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

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#22 2015-09-17 07:40:27

nore
>2^9
From: Lakeland
Registered: 2009-11-28
Posts: 740

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

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#23 2015-09-17 08:56:26

johnraff
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From: Nagoya, Japan
Registered: 2009-01-07
Posts: 4,148
Website

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

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#24 2015-09-17 12:42:20

hhh
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Posts: 3,253

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

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#25 2015-09-17 19:54:16

ohnonot
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Registered: 2012-05-22
Posts: 2,205

Re: crunchbang fortune package ftw!

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