CrunchBang Linux

I'm new on the forums and decided to post here as most of my googling about conky bought me to these forums.  I'm actually a Debian Sid user but I don't think you'll hold that against me .

Anyway here is my conky so far.  I will probably leave space at the end for my OSD for audio volume, tracks etc which currently appears down the bottom right.

the conky config is pretty scary and will not work unless you have the exact same fonts as me and screen resolution.  I have xrandr configured in such a way that when my laptop is docked and using my external screen that conky stays on the laptop screen up the top.

tint2 is custom also.

# Use Xft?
use_xft yes
xftfont PF Tempesta five Condensed:size=7
xftalpha 0.8
text_buffer_size 2048

# Update interval in seconds
update_interval 1

# This is the number of times Conky will update before quitting.
# Set to zero to run forever.
total_run_times 0

# Create own window instead of using desktop (required in nautilus)
    own_window yes
    own_window_transparent yes
    own_window_type desktop
    own_window_hints undecorated,below,sticky,skip_taskbar,skip_pager

# Use double buffering (reduces flicker, may not work for everyone)
double_buffer yes

# Minimum size of text area
minimum_size 962
maximum_width 962 

# Draw shades?
draw_shades no

# Draw outlines?
draw_outline no

# Draw borders around text
draw_borders no

# Stippled borders?
stippled_borders 0

# border margins
border_margin 0

# border width
border_width 1

# Default colors and also border colors
default_color white
own_window_colour black

# Text alignment, other possible values are commented
alignment bottom_right

# Gap between borders of screen and text
# same thing as passing -x at command line
gap_x 31
gap_y 720

# Subtract file system buffers from used memory?
no_buffers yes

# set to yes if you want all text to be in uppercase
uppercase no

# number of cpu samples to average
# set to 1 to disable averaging
cpu_avg_samples 2

# number of net samples to average
# set to 1 to disable averaging
net_avg_samples 2

# Force UTF8? note that UTF8 support required XFT
override_utf8_locale yes

# Add spaces to keep things from moving about?  This only affects certain objects.
use_spacer none

default_bar_size 45 4

TEXT
${voffset -14}${font Silhouettes from Poser LT:size=42}P${font}${voffset -23}${goto 23} CPU 1 ${goto 50} ${voffset 2}${color #ff0000}${cpubar cpu1 4,35}${color}${voffset -2}  @${freq} ${goto 123} FAN${goto 146}: ${ibm_fan} ${goto 180}| RAM USED: ${mem} ${goto 280}| FREE / ${goto 335}: ${fs_free /root} ${goto 380}| LAN IP${goto 411}: ${addr bond0}${goto 480}GW IP${goto 504}: ${gw_ip} ${goto 570}| UPTIME${goto 604}: ${uptime_short} ${goto 670}| BATTERY${goto 715}: ${battery_percent}% ${goto 770} | ${image /home/james/.conky/left1.png -s 3x22$}${image /home/james/.conky/middle1.png -p 3,0 -s 958x22}${image /home/james/.conky/right1.png -p 959,0 -s 3x22} ${alignr}${offset -24}${voffset -2}${font Darrians Sexy Silhouettes 4:size=25}t${font}
${voffset -24}${goto 23} CPU 2 ${goto 50} ${voffset 2}${color #ff0000}${cpubar cpu2 4,35}${color}${voffset -2}  @${freq} ${goto 123} TEMP: ${ibm_temps 0}°C ${goto 180}| RAM FREE: ${memfree} ${goto 280}| FREE /HOME: ${fs_free /home} ${goto 380}| WAN IP: ${execi 300 wget -O - http://ip.tupeux.com | tail} ${goto 480}SLAVE: ${execpi 10 /bin/grep 'Currently Active Slave:' /proc/net/bonding/bond0 | /usr/bin/awk '{print $4}'}${goto 570}| KERNEL: ${kernel} ${goto 670}| REMAINING: ${battery_time} ${goto 770} |

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