bots that make you smile

rhowaldt · 2012-05-05 02:03:54

on occasion you'll run into a spam-bot on these forums. their messages are usually just the same old boring stuff, commercials and whatnot. as you probably already know, the action to be taken with any bot is to not reply to the message, but just report it through the 'Report' button, bottom-right.

however, there are those rare times when you run into a particular kind of bot: one that posts a pretty funny message. in such a case, you might smile to yourself before you hit 'Report'. however, what you should do is copy the message then post it in this thread, then hit 'Report'.

i'll kick it off with the spam-post that made me start this thread.

When you feel the Vaseline on your lashes this should be a signal to you to cease what you're doing and drop your hands. Try to ponder heroin on what causes your urge to pull out your eyelashes, channel that urge into doing something different perhaps, walking or sewing will be a good alternative for you to turn to instead of the compulsion.

(i just hope this isn't a bad idea because the bot's post may be Googled and therefore keep attracting botty attention? somebody enlighten me in this regard)

VastOne · 2012-05-05 03:03:23

Oooops... I just reported this as a possible bot..

Sorry. roll

CBizgreat! · 2012-05-05 08:50:35

Dang it ! That wasn't a bot, that was me, posting under a pen username !

What ? I'd been awake for a couple dys and was running on coffee fumes. It all sounded very relevant and logical at the time. Sheesh ... everybodies a friggin critic ! tongue

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Vansgo · 2012-05-05 09:34:05

@pen username Very creative writing none the less.

rhowaldt · 2012-05-05 11:57:16

@VastOne: nice smile

CBizgreat! wrote:

What ? I'd been awake for a couple dys and was running on coffee fumes. It all sounded very relevant and logical at the time. Sheesh ... everybodies a friggin critic !

hahahaha lol

rhowaldt · 2012-05-12 10:40:15

what??

DBarbara wrote:

Some of our adroit ornithologists accept noticed us busily alive on the Songbird1.7 (known as the “Nirvana”1) absolution and accept asked area the builds are.

this one had 7 posts up, only thanks to the fact that oft-used words from our forum were used to attempt to construct legible sentences...

vicshrike · 2012-05-12 10:47:53

^Let`s create a seventeen pages long thread discussing what it means.

machinebacon · 2012-05-12 10:52:12

Many of which that uberpenis busily slaughtered slim junk body-enabled is the forum of the builds are. I am new dog on this shadow.

machinebacon · 2012-05-12 10:53:21

rhowaldt wrote:

this one had 7 posts up, only thanks to the fact that oft-used words from our forum were used to attempt to construct legible sentences...

Roald, I beg your pardon? big_smile

adroit ornithologists

vicshrike · 2012-05-12 10:54:12

^^ lol We will probably have to make a sticky to decipher that one.

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rhowaldt · 2012-05-12 11:37:27

@machinedihydrocodeine_enol_acetate: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/oft-used smile

machinebacon · 2012-05-12 11:39:37

^ Roald, you're pulling my leg, right? big_smile

Since when is adroit ornithologists frequently used on this BBQ?

mrpeachy · 2012-05-12 15:39:58

rhowaldt wrote:

what??
DBarbara wrote:
Some of our adroit ornithologists accept noticed us busily alive on the Songbird1.7 (known as the “Nirvana”1) absolution and accept asked area the builds are.
this one had 7 posts up, only thanks to the fact that oft-used words from our forum were used to attempt to construct legible sentences...

some time ago i set up the crunchbang forum as the means through which clients could contact me to arrange someone to have "unfortunate accidents"
DBarbara is simply requesting this service, in code of course... name, location, requested method, its all there

gensym · 2012-05-12 16:30:11

Mark V Shaney... The ultimate bot tongue

pvsage · 2012-05-12 16:42:00

^ "I hope that there are sour apples in every bushel." - Sounds like something Awebb might write. lol

gensym · 2012-05-12 16:43:12

pvsage wrote:

^ "I hope that there are sour apples in every bushel." - Sounds like something Awebb might write.

Ha! Awebb, we finally know your secret!

rhowaldt · 2012-05-12 17:44:39

@mrpeachy: i'm sorry, but i crunchbanned her. i hope you will still be able to reach her through the snippet i posted here.

ivanovnegro · 2012-05-12 19:08:20

tongue Oh, what a hot girl she was. big_smile

ivanovnegro · 2012-05-15 10:09:22

This one got trapped in our smoker's corner. big_smile

austinperkins wrote:
Hello..
If you guys are looking for the best smoking pipes then no need to look around there is a very nice website where you will get all type of smoking pipes in a different material. The cost of the pipe is also reasonable.

machinebacon · 2012-05-15 12:04:21

^ Ivica, do you remember the linked website? big_smile

ivanovnegro · 2012-05-15 16:48:30

^ big_smile Hah, totally forgot about that.

rhowaldt · 2012-05-17 12:33:34

21stcentury wrote:

Anybody got a woman like that? Something has to be brought home, anything, even if it's just a trinket. Useful trinkets like fridge Panic magnets in the shape of a rock or a wad of chewed gum. It's gotten I don't even ask why anymore, it's not worth the hassle, I just have to live with it smiling through gritted teeth. "That's nice" I say, it's all I want to say no fight left.

machinebacon · 2012-05-17 12:48:58

^ Used chewing gum -> the poor man's fridge magnet

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