~/.late-night\ drunk

ethrg · 2012-02-04 06:23:40

It's pretty damn late, or early depending on you particular bent, and I'm pretty damn drunk at this point. It makes me want to grab the shoulder of some dude I hardly know and say "I love you man!" You ever feel that way about a distro? Ever want to let someone else in on the secret knowledge only your liquored-up self has access to? Dump it here man, I'd love to hear it till we get too rowdy and end up out in the street!

pvsage · 2012-02-04 07:04:35

Bartender: "OK pal, I'm cutting you off. Do you need a cab, or can you call somebody to drive you home? 'Cause you sure aren't driving tonight!"

chillicampari · 2012-02-04 07:14:07

Looks like we're gonna need a designated sudoer.

el_koraco · 2012-02-04 07:37:23

It's better you posted here, instead of drunk dialing or texting potential breeding partners.

ethrg · 2012-02-04 07:43:08

el_koraco wrote:

It's better you posted here, instead of drunk dialing or texting potential breeding partners.

I am married so hard and we both agree human children are the absolute worst possible pet ever so no worries there, and alse kids smell like poop and my farts are stinky enogh and maybe this is more funny if I dont come back and fo=== correct my spelling!::? also! i am on irc so hard righ now and people are fucking sweet andnI ummm k]\ stay in schoool

ethrg · 2012-02-04 07:47:07

chillicampari wrote:

Looks like we're gonna need a designated sudoer.

being in wheel is onyl for suckers who don't got root! sudo su islike a "u love me circle yes" note and sudo - is lie a tatto on your forhead when your pssed out that tha says "SUDOP SU"
OPMT I realizr this is not e best iead nbut I maybe someone will read this and laugh ot maybe iiIIIIIi wil read this and stop drinking so muchlll,

el_koraco · 2012-02-04 07:55:55

ethrg wrote:

I am married so hard

It's better you're posting here than drunk-dialing your wife!

chillicampari · 2012-02-04 07:57:31

ethrg wrote:

being in wheel is onyl for suckers who don't got root! sudo su islike a "u love me circle yes" note and sudo - is lie a tatto on your forhead when your pssed out that tha says "SUDOP SU"
OPMT I realizr this is not e best iead nbut I maybe someone will read this and laugh ot maybe iiIIIIIi wil read this and stop drinking so muchlll,

I think that is the best post I have ever seen, anywhere. big_smile

Next person I see passed out on the couch gets a "SUDOP SU" on the forehead, for reals.

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rhowaldt · 2012-02-04 10:48:55

ahhh i wondered why the 1st post lacked spelling mistakes! you went back in and corrected it!
well, if we're gonna have a 'so drunk right now'-thread, let's forbid the editing out of spelling errors. seems only fair to me. otherwise sober people might come here and pretend they're really drunk, you know, and we wouldn't want that to happen.

vicshrike · 2012-02-04 16:21:29

@rhowaldt; If first post is corrected, why isn`t there a "Last edited...etc there"?

Unia · 2012-02-04 16:41:17

Just wanna come in and tell mister ethrg I laughed so hard reading his posts big_smile

pvsage · 2012-02-04 17:09:13

^ Me too; I laughed so hard, I almost peed myself.

^^ ...maybe he meant to say he proofread the first post before posting...not intending to be pedantic, but...

Jabroneous · 2012-02-04 17:39:38

If only you'd made this thread a week ago! Would've saved me a good bit of grief... those drunk texts are gonna kill me someday.

btw, I was the shoulder-grabbing dude back in my freshman year... Simpler times roll

ethrg · 2012-02-04 17:42:07

If anyone is interested in a slight elucidation of last night.... I woke up this morning and went about my routine as usual. Imagine my surprise when I discovered a blanket fort in the dinning room. My wife has been visiting her sister up in the city or I imagine she would have put a stop to the whole thing. Though it is just as possible she'd have helped make it a bit less shoddy looking. Somewhat amused I started disassembling my apparent handiwork only to find I had piled some books up in there, and begun doing something to the roomba.

The bumper and the battery were both removed-found them in the bathroom?-if that helps give you an idea just how apart it was. Alright, no big deal, I've done worse things while drunk, and plenty of stuff I can't remember, but what gets me is why I taped my copy of Milovan Đilas's The New Class open and face down over the edge guide. What the hell was I doing, and why does my throat feel so tore up?

(follow up)
I have just passed several pieces of blue plastic, about a foot of fine, coated, dual strand, and part of what might be a PCB. ...it is beginning to look like I may have eaten a USB mouse. Conclusion: no more drinking, for at least the next three days.

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pvsage · 2012-02-04 18:37:29

ethrg wrote:

I have just passed several pieces of blue plastic, about a foot of fine, coated, dual strand, and part of what might be a PCB. ...it is beginning to look like I may have eaten a USB mouse.

Oww!!!! Eew. TMI! TMI!!! yikes lol

Conclusion: no more drinking, for at least the next three days.

Good. cool

ethrg · 2012-02-04 18:50:29

just be glad i'm not posting pictures

el_koraco · 2012-02-04 19:03:45

ethrg wrote:

but what gets me is why I taped my copy of Milovan Đilas's The New Class open and face down over the edge guide.

Maybe you wanted to posthumously punish him for all the ways in which he hurt the party?

rhowaldt · 2012-02-04 19:15:46

@ethrg: no matter what pvsage says, not too much information for me yet. keep the goodness coming big_smile

Unia · 2012-02-04 19:23:37

rhowaldt wrote:

@ethrg: no matter what pvsage says, not too much information for me yet. keep the goodness coming

Exactly! Us Dutchies have strong stomachs! big_smile

pvsage · 2012-02-04 19:41:50

^ "If dogs aren’t supposed to eat dental floss out of the trash, why did they make it mint flavored?"

kbmonkey · 2012-02-04 19:51:58

ethrg wrote:

human children are the absolute worst possible pet ever

That is one epic line, right there. Ah the wonders of the alcoholic brain, releases our inner aliens, indeed.

ethrg wrote:

The bumper and the battery were both removed-found them in the bathroom?

At least you stopped before the duct tape, ice-filled bath and that sharp steak knife. Was there crusty dry mustard on the walls?

* FYI google labs has anti drunk email feature.

ethrg wrote:

I may have eaten a USB mouse.

Pictures or it didn't happen lol

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ethrg · 2012-02-04 20:20:30

kbmonkey wrote:

Pictures or it didn't happen

Sorry but i'll have to get liquored up again before I even consider putting up proof of something that potentially damaging to my respectability. If you want a much less traumatic-for everyone-pic, how about this?

I found this post-it on the underside of the dinning room table, what you might call the main load-bearing wall of my little fort. Allow me to transcibe it: "We gotta" tod? abod? (no idea) "the" machnincs? "dont to" rg(squiggle).

I smell Pulitzer!

pvsage · 2012-02-04 20:37:19

Second line looks more like "the machines"...possible Terminator fear? Maybe you thought the Roomba was sent by SkyNet? lol

"Torg.................."!

jens · 2012-02-05 12:23:23

YMMD, ROFLMAO ! lol

saneks · 2012-02-05 12:24:08

last line is "dont forget" - makes sense?

drunk note writers write drunk notes, because they want to preserve the spontaneous booze-induced enlightenement for future generations (therefore: "we"). So "don't forget" makes sense and stresses the importance of the message before.

Now we gotta find out the last word in line one. your T's i the other words are different from the first letter of that word. could be an F. then we could read:

"we gotta feed the machines. don't forget" - other speculations welcome

I like how while the "we" starts quite controlled with lots of pressure, the rest of the text subsequently loosens up and you totally mess up the e and t in "forget", especially after delivering the main message, the hard-to-decipher last word seems to be written in a state of relief, as in "aaah, good I managedd to wrided dad down.. now will putt id safely on..oops..under se table, so the machinzs cand find it..isseeranother beer inze frish? hihi"

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