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...you constantly find yourself staring at your cpu temp and waiting for it to change after you modify your system.
Ok next person go!
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... you fill your conky with useless information to occupy all the screen.
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... you use CrunchBang 
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... you read this to find out if you are 
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... a pizza an d a coke are the most delicious midnight dinner.
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...you find anything smaller than 24" crowded for your production rig.
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... you think XKCD is the most brilliant comic in the universe.
"Theory and practice sometimes clash. And when that happens, theory loses. Every single time." Linus Torvalds
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...you found the last "tale of band camp" in the first American Pie movie rather tame.
while ( ! ( succeed = try() ) );
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...you found the last "tale of band camp" in the first American Pie movie rather tame.
are you talking about the flute 'incident'? how is that nerdy ??
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... you find you need a "testing machine," so you'll have at least one working machine to check the forums about why you can't get the other machine's wifi chipset to recognise the wireless network.
True story!
"When I enter a command... I expect ass to be hauled and the coffeelike aroma of hustle delicately hovering in the air." -thalassophile
My attempt at a blog; http://jims2011.blogspot.com/
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... you find you need a "testing machine," so you'll have at least one working machine to check the forums about why you can't get the other machine's wifi chipset to recognise the wireless network.
True story!
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...you spend more time setting up your .vimrc than you do actually coding... 
i wonder if i missed the warning
Skinny Puppy, Love in Vein
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...when at the library, you prefer not to use the regular Wintel machines, you prefer to stick a LiveCD in, prompting the confused girls next to you to ask, "What are you doing?" when you're using the terminal.
If you understand, the world is just the way it is. If you don't understand, the world is just the way it is. -- Zen Proverb
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... when going to Best Buy, looking at the new computers, when you're approached by the salesman, you whip out a Flash-drive and ask, "mind if I boot this into Linux for a few minutes?" 
"When I enter a command... I expect ass to be hauled and the coffeelike aroma of hustle delicately hovering in the air." -thalassophile
My attempt at a blog; http://jims2011.blogspot.com/
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... your machine does all your work without you even asking 
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...you find Crunchbang (although relying on Debian) to be a distro for the dark, twisted minded 'art people'.
What makes it even worse: with #! everything works ootb.
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... you read this to find out if you are
I agree 
If you can't sit by a cozy fire with your code in hand enjoying its simplicity and clarity, it needs more work. --Carlos Torres
Github || Deviantart
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... you modify your desktop theme, Conky, Openbox and tint2 config twice a week, spending more time with the customization than with everything else (except browsing the Internet) and you post the new screenshots on the Artwork Forums regularly.
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...you argue with the whole staff of the Apple store over how there is absolutely no reason to buy an Apple product and winning.
XFCE User ~ Linux Abuser ~ Rubbish Refuser
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^ what did you win?
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^ the argument...(?)
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^ if so how would anyone know that they weren't just agreeing to get Crunchy to leave the store? 
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^ the argument...(?)
Yes.
XFCE User ~ Linux Abuser ~ Rubbish Refuser
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Once a day you do:
$ sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get install plastic-pocket-protector black-frame-glasses-with-tapped-left-arm
[sudo] password for n-e-r-d:
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
plastic-pocket-protector is already the newest version.
black-frame-glasses-with-tapped-left-arm is already the newest version.
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 upgraded.
$and your homepage is: http://n-e-r-d.com/
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