Welcome finally to the #! community.

We will make it now a norm to write creative introductions.

That's absolutely perfect for an introduction post.

Don't be afraid to ask, I guarantee that you get friendly and patient advise. Even if it is just remotely (or not at all) Crunchbang-related.

Have fun with your new system, and feel warmly welcome to the forums. You're part of us.

I am the lord of all newbs, noobs, rooks, neophytes, fledglings, greenhorns,

I am the epitome of a lost babe.  The essence of a naked lass prancing through some misty dark wood.  A forest so thick with wonder and mystery, who's whispering swamps and black trees cast such stagger, ones eyes lift one's flesh into static levitation, only to be taken into the current of some limitless breaze.

and other pretentious dribble.

I'm new, I'm super excited to get started learning how to customize and use crunchbang to it's fullest.

I am Sir Crispy.

My goal with #! is to setup a computer for writing and web browsing that secures my privacy.

That's pretty much it.

And maybe produce some music 

wow it's late...

I'm not sure if this is anything like what a "proper" introductory post is supposed to be but it's the best I can do within my current drowse.

I made one other post prior to this in another section asking very broad questions, to which I received elegant response.
Thank you again to those lovely people.

I'll see you in the forums my friends.

#!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Crispy