Installing Linux on a Dead Badger
"Let's face it: any script kiddie with a pair of pliers can put Red Hat on a Compaq, his mom's toaster, or even the family dog. But nothing earns you geek points like installing Linux on a dead badger."
Joel's Space:1999 Hangar - Sound Effects
Sound effects from Space: 1999 (ITC Entertainment and RAI, 1975-77) is a British science-fiction television series. Simply wonderful.
bash.org Quote #877429
corenominal, ever seen this quote? "Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
Pirate Speak Translator
A nifty web based translator for International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Ode To Joy
Beaker does it with a classical stylee.
Dance Off with the Star Wars Stars
Lord Vader steals the show…
Internet Fuckwad Theory
Unreal Tournament 2004 lends incontrovertible proof to John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.
How to write like a wanker
Popular sites such as Slashdot and Digg are brimming with horrific grammar, atrocious spelling, gratuitous abbreviation and childish, arrogant attitude. To be "in" on the net, you must write like a wanker.
Master of the Internet
You too can be a Master of the Internet, order today!
Cover The Red Spot
Here you can play and practice the free online version of the carnival puzzle game "Cover the Red Spot". The object of the game is to completely cover the big red circle with the 5 smaller zinc discs. The puzzle looks like it should be easy to solve, but actually is very difficult.
WHEN TWITTER IS DOWN
When Twitter is down, the world is a sad and lonely place.
Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License
The WTFPL is a good license to use when you want free to mean free, no arguments.
I'm a fetish model, eh?
Dann from The Linux Link Tech Show describes how he created a 37 second video featuring himself picking his nose with his tongue. Nasty.
The Quick Meal (Off Topic)
Nothing screams "appetizing!" like artificial beef, and this sure screams ARTIFICIAL BEEF.
HOWTO make the perfect fudge and get laid
"Cooking fudge is like having sex: five minutes of frenzied activity, followed by an hour of awkward silence. No, I'm not going to sugar-coat that; just let it sit in the back of your mind and fester."
Insulting Source Code
Silliness aplenty from those naughty Debian devels.
More Tweetable Scripts
Nifty commandline scripts in 140 characters or less.
The Leave Me Alone Box
A pointless but fun mechanical box. I want one.
The Geekiest Pants Ever?
"Designer Erik De Nijs, has stitched together this eye catching pair of "Beauty and the Geek" jeans." Idiot.
Things Not To Say…
…in the #ubuntu-release-party irc channel on freenode.
ZombieURL
The #1 zombie-infected URL redirection service on the Web. Consider wisely who you send this to: Zombies have been known to scare children and the elderly.
The REAL reason we use Linux
Apparently we all use Linux because it's fun! :)
Scary BIG DOG Robot
"If partially hydrogenated oils don't kill us, this thing surely will."
Code Security
"It appears you are stating exactly what your code is doing, inside the code!"